Nges Hus Mak!!???

After some time of no internet connections, no crystalline clear thoughts and pure days of unwanted boredom, I mister pure energy (At least that was our maid who keeps on calling me that because of my “Haircut” but whaddaya care anyway!!??) Symonne Torres is back at his blah blah blah blah blah blog!!!   

Yep!!! Imagine I keep my fans waiting for this highly awaited release of this certain post. Sorry for my cultish followers out there, alas! Your long wait has finally come to an end. To a certain extent, I feel like apologizing because my train of thoughts isn’t allowing me to write a specific subject that’ll tickle your taste buds and arouse not only your curiosity but perhaps your interests as well. Thus, this irrational event made me conclude that I should introduce myself because of the unwanted semi-resignation I have committed. Might you ask “Who is this Symonne Person anyway” or maybe “Do I know you and why do I keep on reading this sh*t you son of a ****!!!!” The answer to the first question is simple; however I cannot or will not answer the second quarry because of the foul wordings and absurd/fetid use of adjectives that I have formulated myself. My name is Symonne, Theodore Symonne A. Torres. I grew up (unknowingly till today) at Antipolo, a considered city in the wonderful archipelago known as
Philippines. I don’t know when, where, why or how did my parents made my reality possible but I was born at the 26^th of February way back at 1991. I was born normal, normal than anyone else in this world and that made me uniquely one of a kind, so that means I’m not normal because being uniquely one of a kind is not normal and being not normal means abnormal so that means I’m abnormal. “Whatever” I say!!! When I was just a baby my parents always…This part bores me a lot so pardom me for the sudden time skip…After 16 years of trials, hardship, sacrifices and cholesterol overtake, I was left sitting here inside my parents’ room, typing this anti-boredom post, looking for a solution for this nasty itch that my b*tt has brought about and creating light for the sake of my eyes (WHO THE HELL TURNED OF THE GODAMNED LIGHT!!!???) 

Anyway, might you be interested at my adventures and adventures better read it here folks. Again, some shared lights and insights can be found here, at my blog. After all, this is my daily reflection and solicitude for daily routines this life has given. A cornucopia of fantasy, a wild idea, a swashbuckling attitude, an escape from the humdrum and the prosaic. It’s a serendipitous feast for the mind, the eye and the imagination. It has a spirit you can almost feel, a sense that every cosmic citizen is an equal among equals as we share the fun and the foibles together. Finally, this blog is a gleaming tribute to our (or my) love of satire and excitement, a literate celebration of unbridled creativity coupled with a touch of rebellion and an insolent desire to spit in the eye of the dragon. Or, to put it another way, if there were no blogs (such as mine), we’d have to invent it! Hey, come to think of it, we already did!!! 

 

Cheers!!! 

Absilio Mundus…